PBS; I’ve got an idea…”Sexy Me Street”. A show for young men and women 14-24 to teach them what sexy is and how to be sexy (first: learn to read and count; second: learn how to speak properly to peers, elders and children; third: learn how to dress yourself…the list goes on and on.) Because CLEARLY young people need help and no one is giving it to them.

Even Miss Piggy knows how to carry herself with dignity, class and pride. (Well, sometimes she had to bust a few heads, but hey…)